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No one can understands a girl's heart, except her MOM. If u want to understand ur girl's heart or to know what she thinks, just… — Vedhantha
My mom said a hug is a great gift one size fits all. — Jmvq
Have you shaved today? -- my mom, when I've shaved. — Nikhil Saluja
Son: Dad, What's Between Mom's Legs ? Dad: Paradise. Son: What's Between Your Legs ? Dad: The Key For Paradise. Son: Piece Of Advice Dad,… — Ali Bassam
My mother is the best not because she cooks great or wash my clothes well.... she is the BEST because she gave birth of the… — MHARWHYN
Do U know Why Love is Blind.? Love is Blind Coz Our MoM Started to Love Us before Seeing Our Face.'' ;) — Melchor Lim
In the fifth grade I didn't have any friends. And on top of that, my mom was a cafeteria lady. At that age it's like,… — James Marsden
I was in Alaska for 2 weeks, and to say it, I absolutely hated it. my uncle teased me about my disease, and he was… — Naquitta Faith
If you fucking around with a man knowing he got a woman at home you stupid as hell. I don't give a damn what excuse… — Alex Wilson
MOM,I LOVE YOU! AGE 10: I Love U,Mom! AGE 14: My Mom Iz So Annoying! AGE 18: I Wanna Leave Dis House! AGE 25: Mom,U… — Melchor Lim
That awkward moment when your mom sits down next to you while you're on the computer — Rashida Rowe
Your arms were always open when I needed a hug. Your heart understood when I needed a friend. Your gentle eyes were stern when I… — Babloo
I have a million roses I would give them all to my mom because of the million things moms do. — Jazmine
No matter what and how many barrier will come in my way I will still have my positive nature, thats my mom have taught me.… — Jam
Mom: Why is your room always so messy? Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, theyll trip over something and… — Jugi Steady
Fun prank! Wait until your mom and dad fall asleep and then light the house on fire! — Jugi Steady
Mom:I followed you on Twitter? Me: WHAT TWITTER? *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito* — Jugi Steady

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