Modern Quotes

3241 Modern quotes by 2096 unique authors

At its heart, this book touches on a mystery of economics: what exactly is happening in our world, and why does it often work so… — Unknown Author
Here is the full list of the banned words I used: active homosexual; career women; Third World; blacks; Asians; Australasia; Bangalore; primitive African tribes; crippled;… — Rod Liddle
Foxes are rats in expensive coats. What are foxes associated with? Evil, wily, conniving, duplicitous, Fox News - worst news service on the planet and… — Rich Hall
Look at Abi Titmuss. This year she's been tied to more bed posts than David Blunkett's guide dog. — Jonathan Ross
US special forces are closing in on Saddam Hussain but they're afraid to go in. He's hiding out in Tony Martin's farmhouse. — Unknown Author
I personally guarantee that now that bear wouldn't get past Dover without being shot. — David Blunkett
He was a hateful terrorist who will be missed by all. — Jack Straw
I haven't got the time to sit here arguing with someone whose idea of a coherent foreign policy is what comes up in Google when… — Tony Blair
I notice that the number of cosmetic-surgery operations has risen by 34 per cent in the past year. Once we subtract Jordan, Jodie Marsh and… — Michael Gove
I have not a clue why they sent it to me. As far as I know I have not got a reputation as a receiver… — Jeremy Paxman
I voted against Gerald Nabarro in my first general election, but my defiance made no difference. If you had put a Conservative rosette on a… — Jeremy Paxman
Jeremy, are we going to play your games? — Alastair Campbell
There are some things I don't like, about which I think, well, that's me. But coriander is a giant hoax perpetrated by a perverted society. — Stephen Fry
The Welsh... I mean, what are they for? — Anne Robinson
More action packed than a Cardiff pub with Anne Robinson. — Jonathan Ross
If I wasn't me, I'd want to be me. — Eddie Irvine
The American dream? We don't have a dream in Britain because we're bloody awake! — Al Murray
Our cheeky sidekick. We're like a motorcycle and sidecar. — Al Murray
Prince Charles is the only member of the Royal Family who ever left Cinderella for the Ugly Duckling. — Unknown Author
I said it three times actually. — Edward Heath
William Hague, the world's favourite hairline. — Rory Bremner
They're called Virgin Trains because they don't go all the way. — Simon Hoggart
I was out there for 12 days. There are more beggars in Soho than there are in Kabul. — Unknown Author
You have city centre pubs where men go to meet girls, not realising that all girls in city centre pubs have thighs like tug boats… — Jeremy Clarkson
The fact is that Britain is the most warlike nation on earth. In the history of armed combat, we are the only democracy to have… — Jeremy Clarkson

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