Mock Quotes
182 quotes by 153 authors
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I do not mean to mock or ridicule your life's work, for in one way at least it mimics my own: We have dedicated our…
— Rick Yancey
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Better to mock the game than to play and lose.
— George R. R. Martin
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We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them,…
— Grant Morrison
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Schooling ain't life." "Ain't it?" she says, her eyebrows raising in mock surprise.
— Patrick Ness
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I’m warning you, stay back! This sword has magic.' 'Magic!' the dragon gasped in mock fright. It put a claw to its breast. 'Oh, please,…
— Terry Goodkind
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I'll do my bit tonight, but forgive me if it's a little harder to keep going than normal. Forgive me if I'm not superwoman after…
— Laurell K. Hamilton
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I mock everything. Don't take it so personally." Adam Black
— Karen Marie Moning
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Jack! "Where have you been,you miserable little creep?" He raised his eyebrows,a look of mock hurt on his face."This is the thanks I get?" "Give…
— Kiersten White
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How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. What we do with this hour, and that one, is what we…
— Annie Dillard
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This doesn't mean you're getting a discount." Audrey heaved a mock sigh. "Oh well. I guess I'll have to ply you with sexual favors, then."…
— Ilona Andrews
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Let's get something straight, MacKeltar. I am not going home with you. I am not going to bed with you, and I am not wasting…
— Karen Marie Moning
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Are you conceding?' he says, his mouth falling open with mock surprise. 'Seems like that serum did you some good after all...' I shove him…
— Veronica Roth
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The bottom half of the page had descended into a doodle of a tiny man giving the middle finger to a giant, angry eagle with…
— Seth Grahame-Smith
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The bristling eyebrows shot up in mock surprise. Mesmerized, the boy watched them disappear under the hanging thatch of white hair. There, almost coyly, they…
— Jonathan Stroud
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So apart from writing letters home to your fantasy girlfriends,"Ben says, walking backwards, "what do you guys do out here without television and phones?" "Men's…
— Melina Marchetta
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Rapture cults had packed their suitcases and were massing together in great vigils, waiting for the end. "All bogus," she'd told Zuzana. "Just a bunch…
— Laini Taylor
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But the fevers are on me now, the virus mad to ravage my last fifty T cells. It's hard to keep the memory at full…
— Paul Monette
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I adore Wilkie Collins,†Tessa cried. “Oh—Armadale! And The Woman in White … Are you laughing at me?†“Not at you,†said Will, grinning, “more…
— Cassandra Clare
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pg. 231-232: They'd given me a minivan. They could have picked any car and they picked a minivan. A minivan. O God of the Vehicular…
— John Green
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Call me a sinner, Mock me maliciously: I was your insomnia, I was your grief.
— Anna Akhmatova
Who Wrote These Mock Quotes
153 authors contributed a total of 182 Mock Quotes, led by these top contributors: