Mock Quotes

182 quotes by 153 authors

Are you implying that shreds of my reputation remain intact?" Will demanded with mock horror. "Clearly I have been doing something wrong. Or not something… — Cassandra Clare
Taylor Markham," said Raffaela, "I'm going to say a prayer for you." And although I wanted to mock her and explain I didn't believe in… — Melina Marchetta
We can never sneer at the stars, mock the dawn, or scoff at the totality of being. — Abraham Joshua Heschel
Why no aggressive action?" Foaly squirmed in a harness built for two-legged creatures. "Oh yes, why no aggressive action? How I long for aggressive action."… — Eoin Colfer
He shakes his head with a slow smile. You'd better be right. If the phone rings, I'm unpluggining it, I swear to God-â€œ You'd do… — Tabitha Suzuma
This Church is true. It will weather every storm that beats against it. It will outlast every critic who rises to mock it. It was… — Gordon B. Hinckley
Madness will push you anywhere it wants. It never tells you where you're going, or why. It tells you it doesn't matter. It persuades you.… — Marya Hornbacher
He's my neophyte Downworlder to mock and boss around, not yours. — Cassandra Clare
Over there!" "Where?" Enna asked in mock panic "Do you see something? — Shannon Hale
So after E, itâ€™s A for â€˜Acceptable,â€™ and thatâ€™s the last pass grade, isnâ€™t it?â€ â€œYep,â€ said Fred, dunking an entire roll in his soup,… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
And now - Plato's words mock me in the shadows on the ledge behind the flames: '...the men of the cave would say of him… — Daniel Keyes
Riley squinted. He ran his fingers along my neck. When he found the collar he explored the surface and tried to tug it. "No seams.… — Maria V. Snyder
America is the wealthiest nation on Earth, but its people are mainly poor, and poor Americans are urged to hate themselves.... It is in fact… — Kurt Vonnegut
I am jealous of everything whose beauty does not die. I am jealous of the portrait you have painted of me. Why should it keep… — Oscar Wilde
So what does Tod look like? Whitewashed skeleton skulking around in a black cape and hood? Carrying a scythe? 'Cause I'm thinking that would cause… — Rachel Vincent
Is he having a party?" "Dorian is a sociable king. He likes keeping people around him, mostly so he can mock them. — Richelle Mead
I do not mourn the loss of my sister because she will always be with me, in my heart," she says. "I am, however, rather… — Erin Morgenstern
To rage and mock is gentlemanly, to grumble and whine is not. — Giuseppe Tomasi di Lampedusa
Your green eye is a reducing chamber. If I look into it long enough, I wil become as small as my own reflection, I will… — Angela Carter
A guide, on finding a man who has lost his way, brings him back to the right pathâ€”he does not mock and jeer at him… — Epictetus

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