Best Mitzvah Quotes

35 Mitzvah quotes by 33 unique authors

When 1:45 came, half the class left, and Danny Hupfer whispered, "If she gives you a cream puff after we leave, I'm going to kill… — Gary D. Schmidt
My parents would frisk me before family events. Before weddings, funerals, bar mitzvahs, and what have you. Because if they didn't, then the book would… — Neil Gaiman
You can find old Jewish newspapers from Detroit that have my promotional ad in them. It was a totally insane time in my life. Paul… — James Wolk
I was the - my trendsetting moment was my bar mitzvah had the first, like, temporary tattoo guy. — Evan Goldberg
Ever since I was a little girl, I loved to make things. I always made dresses for my Barbie dolls. When I was 13, I… — Stacey Bendet
I just went to Hebrew school, had a bar mitzvah. No crazy weird Jewish cult. — Hayden Schlossberg
I think my first experience of art, or the joy in making art, was playing the horn at some high-school dance or bar mitzvah or… — Robert Pinsky
That room was not available, and the only other room had been booked for a Jewish bar mitzvah. I called the father and told him… — Lew Wasserman
Saul: You still got that bong I got you when I was in Tel Aviv? Red: Hell yeah, Bong Mitzvah! Hit it up, dude! — Pineapple Express
I bailed on Hebrew school early on. So I kind of memorized my Bar Mitzvah piece and then the day before I had to do… — Paul Rudd

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