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• If Mitch McConnell were a TV show, he would be ‘Mad Men,’ treating women unfairly, stuck in 1968 and ending this season. — Alison Lundergan Grimes
• It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate. — Stephen Colbert
• Mitch”, but then reattach it and call it “Mitch-all-together. — Mitch Hedberg
• I'll miss all my teammates. I'll miss Elvis (Andrus) and (Adrian) Beltre, Mitch (Moreland), Matt Harrison and [manager Ron] Washington. To be honest with… — Ian Kinsler
• Bebop was like humming along to Mitch Miller to me. — Albert Ayler
• I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has… — Mitch Hedberg
• The day after Republicans won solid majorities in the House and Senate, House Speaker John Boehner and Senate Majority Leader-to-be Mitch McConnell… — Cleta Mitchell
• Mitch McConnell, 72, is second only to Henry Clay as the state'€™s most consequential public servant. McConnell's skills have been honed through… — George Will
• The only candidate pocketing big money from people who want to destroy coal is Mitch McConnell. — Alison Lundergan Grimes
• I remember Mitch Miller saying every week, This rock and roll stuff will never last. But one doesn't like to bring that… — Rosemary Clooney
• Mitch and I have known each other for such a long time, and we're both so pleased to be given this opportunity… — Susan Sullivan
• Every comic went through their Mitch Hedberg phase - the glasses, the hair in the face - and you knew immediately when… — Anthony Jeselnik

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