Top Missionary Quotes

486 Missionary quotes by 220 unique authors

Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a nice plump missionary — Oscar Wilde
And remember kids, doggy style is just missionary if you're a dog. — Nikhil Saluja
Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do… — Unknown Author
Prayer for a missionary SPIRIT St. Jude like a fire ever burning, Gods love compelled you to reach out, involving yourself withPeople everywhere. Give us… — Andrew Guzaldo
I've always been pretty old-fashioned. I'm kind of a missionary guy. — Charlie Sheen
And that's what God expects from His sheep, here at the Greater Ebenezer New Revival Tree of Life Institutional Double Rock on the Side of… — Dont Be A Menace
Eli: Ten years from now you're gonna be having sex with your wife. And it's gonna be in the missionary position. And one of you… — No Strings Attached (Movie)
Why have such scores of lovely, gifted girls Married impossible men? Simple self-sacrifice may be ruled out, And missionary endeavour, nine times out of ten. — Robert Graves
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. — Nikhil Saluja
Good girls prefer the missionary position Bad girls do too, but only for starters Naughty girls add some new chapters in the Kama Sutra — Nikhil Saluja
During sex I only stick with missionary, I'm afraid to commit to a sex change. — Nikhil Saluja

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