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• I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it - after all, they've already…
• I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.
• A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.
• Here's to all volunteers, those dedicated people who believe in all work and no pay.
• The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in…
• I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
• A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace.
• Noise pollution is a relative thing. In a city, it's a jet plane taking off. In a monastery, it's a pen that…

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