Middle-Aged Quotes

58 Middle-Aged quotes by 56 unique authors

I'm officially middle-aged. I don't need drugs anymore, thank God. I can get the same effect just by standing up real fast. — Jonathan Katz
It's kind of true, you do disappear off the planet if you are a middle-aged woman, but that has some advantages as well. — Diane Keaton
Older fatherhood isn't all bad: testosterone rates drop about 1% per year as men age, making them less reactive and more patient, and a professionally… — Jeffrey Kluger
The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. — C.S. Lewis
Men who are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives. — Walter Lippmann
Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite… — Don Marquis
When I was at college, I worked in a department store called Brit Home Stores, which is a pretty lackluster department store, selling clothes for… — Dominic Monaghan
Europe to me is young people trying to appear middle-aged and middle-aged people trying to appear young. — Mike Myers
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff… — Emo Philips
The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The young are slaves to dreams; the old servants of regrets. Only the… — Theodore Roosevelt
Middle-aged women have greater stability, they are more loyal, and their capacity for steady work is greater than that of younger women. — Kate Smith
I hate most of what constitutes rock music, which is basically middle-aged crap. — Sting
The youth gets together his materials to build a bridge to the moon, or, perchance, a palace or temple on the earth, and, at length,… — Henry David Thoreau
There's a crystallization that goes on in a poem which the young man can bring off, but which the middle-aged man can't. — John Updike
I love gay Mardi Gras in Sydney, which is a big parade, a big march that thousands and thousands of people participate in. And there's… — Jacki Weaver
There are two barriers that often prevent communication between the young and their elders. The first is middle-aged forgetfulness of the fact that they themselves… — Jessamyn West
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. — Oscar Wilde
No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. — Florida Scott-Maxwell
Evolving into a middle-aged person is quite interesting if we can understand what it means. I would like to think it meant being a bit… — Dawn French
I attempted various types of plastic surgery, minutely but enough to stave off this encroaching middle-aged body. And every time I did, something went wrong.… — Jamie Lee Curtis
I am essentially a middle-aged woman who likes making up weird snack combinations and galloping. — Miranda Hart
The middle-aged woman is the ground bed of the audience that watches television, and yet they are absolutely invisible. — Samantha Bond
The digital revolution has wrest a little control away from corporate publishers and white, male, middle-aged critics, but the financial value put on the job… — Sara Sheridan
I moved from Moscow to Rome with my family and two bicycles in 1998, and spent a lot of that year- and the next -… — Michael Specter
Making jokes is about the most wrong and stupid thing a bemused, middle-aged, white heterosexual Anglo Saxon sort of Celt Australian male can do these… — Michael Leunig

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