Michael Quotes

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For me, Twitter works best as a way of taking pictures of being stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. If people really want to… — Michael Showalter
I went to college on a classical piano scholarship. My grandmother made me practice one full hour a day. Every day. Man. I thought all… — Jamie Foxx
Zac Efron is my obsession, we're the same person. We're not actually here, it's like Janet and Michael Jackson. He just puts on his wig… — Megan Fox
I've always had great respect for Paddington because he is amusingly English and eccentric. He is a great British institution and my generation grew up… — Stephen Fry
Solo artists are generally totally insane. Elton John? Slightly eccentric. George Michael? He's mad as custard. — Noel Gallagher
In 1988, as an unknown candidate, totally unknown, I won Iowa, came in second in New Hampshire, won South Dakota. I was ahead in every… — Dick Gephardt
If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house. — Gilbert Gottfried
There are two kinds of people in this world: Michael Jackson fans and losers. — Seth Green
Michael Jackson and I talk all the time. I think we understand each other in a way that most people can't understand either of us. — Macaulay Culkin
I think Michael Moore is a hero. — Larry David
Everything Michael Jackson does on stage is exactly right. — Sammy Davis, Jr.
I'd do entire music videos in my bedroom, where I used to stand in front of my television memorizing the moves to Michael Jackson's 'Beat… — Jimmy Fallon
There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen. — Will Ferrell
Michael Jackson asked me to sign a Playboy. I was more than happy to. — Jessica Hahn
I have the most ridiculous TV crush on Michael McIntyre. I fell in love watching him on 'Britain's Got Talent'. — Geri Halliwell
I don't want to be a Michael Moore-style artist, which is not to disparage Michael Moore. But he seems rather unsuccessful at winning people over… — Mohsin Hamid
I always loved LeAnn Rimes and especially Clint Black for his soulfulness. As I've gotten older, my influences have broadened - John Mayer, Michael Buble,… — Hunter Hayes
Some of the greatest actors have turned superheroes into a serious business: Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson in 'Batman'; Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart, the… — Tom Hiddleston
While it is entirely untrue that Canadians lack a sense of humour, the funniest ones tend to head south: Dan Aykroyd, Jim Carrey, Michael J.… — Simon Hoggart
When 'Ice Ice Baby' was selling a million records a day, I bought several properties: a home next to Michael J. Fox in L.A., a… — Vanilla Ice

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