Mice Quotes
410 Mice quotes by 319 unique authors
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Of the many guests we welcomed to the Mickey Mouse Club, my absolute favorites were the Lennon Sisters.
— Annette Funicello
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Three quiet days. This hell fiend is like a cat with a mouse. She lets me loose only to pounce upon me again. I am…
— Arthur Conan Doyle
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Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn't designed to catch mice at all, but to protect little cheese "gems" from burglars.
— Jack Handey
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The Benson and Hedges Cup was won by McEnroe ... he was as charming as always, which means that he was as charming as a…
— Clive James
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An elephant is vastly more efficient, metabolically, than a mouse. It's the same for a megacity as opposed to a village. But an elephant can…
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
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Most women dress as if they had been a mouse in a previous reincarnation, or hope to be one in the next.
— Edith Sitwell
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I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.
— Les Dawson
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You can drop a mouse down a thousand-yard mine shaft and, on arriving at the bottom, it gets a slight shock and walks away. A…
— John B. S. Haldane
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Based on my time living with rats and mice in Washington, D.C., I have always assumed that animals will escape such fires, since their senses…
— Bruce Friedrich
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The feeling of it to my lungs was not sensibly different from that of common air; but I fancied that my breast felt peculiarly light…
— Joseph Priestley
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The cat with gloves catches no mice.
— Navjot Singh Sidhu
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The web is the ultimate customer-empowering environment. He or she who clicks the mouse gets to decide everything. It is so easy to go elsewhere;…
— Jakob Nielsen
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I can now see that our needs meshed perfectly: my need to be swept away by a man, to be held securely and adored by…
— Unknown Author
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Big? Sure. But, he can't catch mice! So for your big tree. No use? Then plant it in the wasteland - in emptiness. Walk idly…
— Zhuangzi
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There is no human law or law of God or national law that states that any healthy being has to permit the snake to eat…
— Ernst Kaltenbrunner
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Christianity has confused catching mice with the real work of the Kingdom, which is more like hunting lions.
— Leslie Ludy
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If one mouse is a spark...then ten thousand are a conflagration.
— Carmen Agra Deedy
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For a while I was thinking about moving the mouse with my hand.
— Matt Nagle
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When a building is about to fall down, all the mice desert it.
— Pliny the Elder
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I feel like Cinderella sitting in the middle of the road with a pumpkin and a couple of mice, while Prince Charming charges off to…
— Cynthia Hand
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President Obama was in Disney World today where he unveiled his new plan to create jobs. He was joined by Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse…
— Jay Leno
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On technology: The teacher is mightier than the mouse.
— Andy Hargreaves
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A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras.
— Will Cuppy
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The majority of the members of the Irish parliament are professional politicians, in the sense that otherwise they would not be given jobs minding mice…
— Flann O'Brien
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Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so…
— Frank Abagnale
Who Wrote These Mice Quotes
319 authors contributed a total of 410 Mice Quotes, led by these top contributors: