Melons Quotes

43 quotes by 41 authors

• If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic. — JeremySwag
• Son asks his father: Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? Father answers: Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties a… — Sharlene05
• I'm seriously drawn by the way that you've been overly hurt, 'cause I'm always here to try to make you know what you're worth, a… — Annonymous

Who Wrote These Melons Quotes

41 authors contributed a total of 43 Melons Quotes, led by these top contributors:

• 2 Melons Quotes by Jack Kerouac
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• 1 Melons Quote by John Gould Fletcher
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