Meat Quotes

961 Meat quotes by 664 unique authors

Slick Dro it's me chicken money KFC, Crispy dark meat the carbon come in all heat, You know how the mob be they got me… — Young Dro
Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope owns Long John Silvers. — Tracy Morgan
Its not many guys who can go after Ray J. The man got a huge meat, okay? He got length on him. I got the… — T-Pain
The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair! — Jersey Shore
It's a whole lot of clones but only one Sweet Jones. Turnin whores to carnivores, they just can't leave my meat alone. — Unknown Author
Gave it to funk flex, he bombed it. Now the stakes are high, like the top shelf of da meat market. — Papoose
Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet. — Nirvana
Like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat. — Beastie Boys
Good thoughts bring forth good fruit, bull shit thoughts rot your meat. Think right, and you can fly. The kingdom of heaven is within. — Funkadelic
Well he's a drummer, so he's all lean, if you like lean meat. — Davey Havok
Scene Kids, Meat Heads, Alchi's Stoners. — Hollywood Undead
I'd rather date a meat eater than a smoker. — Matthew Lush
A lover hung on her death row. I was hooked on her disease. Highly strung like Cupid's bow. Whose arrows hungered meat. — Cradle Of Filth
Tear meat from the bone. Tear me from myself. Are you feeling happy now? — Mudvayne
How weird is it that we call certain animals pets and treat them like members of the family, and yet other animals we label food… — Gabe Saporta
I'm getting sick, you smell like aftershave and taco meat! -Jimmy — Blades Of Glory
Soon Master Elf, you will enjoy the fabled hospitality of the dwarves. Roaring fires, malt beer, ripe meat off the bone. -Gimli — Lord Of The Rings
When they found Carbone in the meat truck, he was frozen so stiff it took them three days to thaw him out for the autopsy.… — Goodfellas
Leave in a cutlass sitting on some butnicks. lightskinned meat ass sitting in some buckets. — OJ Da Juiceman
Most of what people say is the equivalent of filler meat in fast food hamburgers. — Bobby Ray
Vegitarians are sexier then meat eaters, we arent all greesy and shit. and we dont get all thoes diseases, like mad cow disease. — Oliver Sykes
Vegetarians are hotter then meat eaters. — Oliver Sykes
He was already dead, and we Schrutes use every part of the goose. The meat has a delicious smoky rich flavor. Plus, you can use… — Dwight Schrute
Ya'll tired of eatin' that barbecue from up the street? Where they give you more sauce than they give you meat? Then bring your big… — Unknown Author
Taylor Gang or eat off of Lady Gaga's meat dress — Unknown Author

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