Best Mean Girl Quotes

62 Mean Girl quotes by 24 unique authors

I have enough cheese and crackers for 8 people...do you think that's enough? — Cady
At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But… — Unknown Author
If only you knew how mean she really is... You'd know that I'm not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah! Two years ago she… — Gretchen
Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism! — Gretchen
Oh no, I can't say anything else until I have a parent or lawyer present. — Gretchen
Oh my God, Karen.. you can't just ask people why they're white. — Gretchen
Check out her mom's boob job, they're hard as rocks. — Gretchen
Regina says she doens't want to hang out with you because you're such a slut! — Gretchen
This is Damian. He's almost too gay to function. — Janis
Evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in… — Janis
There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil things and those who see evil things and don't try to… — Mean Girls
Okay, yeah. I've got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her that it would… — Janis
You smell like a baby prostitute. — Janis
She's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives. — Janis
Do you know what people say about you? They say you are homeschooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me. So don't try… — Regina
I gave him everything...I was half a virgin when I met him! — Regina
I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend...so, just promise me you wont make fun of her! — Regina
Boo, you whore! — Regina
Why are you such a skeez? — Regina
Watch where you're going fat-ass! — Unknown Author
I don't hate you 'cause you're fat... you're fat 'cause I hate you. — Jessica Lopez
Alyssa, I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed. — Unknown Author
I'm gonna make you girls a hump-day treat! — Unknown Author
Mother: Honey,What does Idk,Gtg,Ttyl,and Ly mean Girl — Melissa
Mom:Honey, What does Idk,Gtg,Ttyl,and Ly Mean? Girl:I Don't know,Got to go,Talk to you later,Love you Mom:Ok I'll ask your sister — Melissa

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