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- I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.
- People will then often say, 'But surely it's better to remain an Agnostic just in case?' This, to me, suggests such a level of silliness…
- Imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, " This is an interesting world I find myself in, an interesting hole I find myself…
- And wow! Hey! What's this thing coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide…
- I am rarely happier than when spending entire day programming my computer to perform automatically a task that it would otherwise take me a good…
- I say what it occurs to me to say when I think I hear people say things. More I cannot say.
- Can't stand all these poisonous creatures, all these snakes and insects and fish and things. Wretched things, biting everybody. And then people expect me to…
- You know," said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die…
- How do you feel?" he asked him. "Like a military academy," said Arthur. "Bits of me keep on passing out.
- All through my life I've had this strange unaccountable feeling that something was going on in the world, something big, even sinister, and no one…
- Believe me, it is a great deal better to find cast-iron proof that you're innocent than to languish in a cell hoping that the police---who…
- I'm up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I…
- Here, for whatever reason, is the world. And here it stays. With me on it.
- Come on,” he droned, “I’ve been ordered to take you down to the bridge. Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they…
- I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting. But it does mystify me that otherwise intelligent people take it seriously.
- I begged her, 'Please don't leave me stranded in the middle of some primitive zarking forest with no medical help and a head injury. I…
- I like the cover," he said. "Don't Panic. It's the first helpful or intelligible thing anybody's said to me all day.
- Just supposing," he said, "just supposing" --he didn't know what was coming next, so he thought he'd just sit back and listen--"that there was some…
- You come to me for advice, but you can't cope with anything you don't recognize. Hmmm. So we'll have to tell you something you already…
- Protect me from knowing what I don't need to know. Protect me from even knowing that there are things to know that I don't know.…
- You may not instantly see why I bring the subject up, but that is because my mind works so phenomenally fast, and I am at…
- Pardon me for breathing, which I never do any way so I don’t know why I bother to say it, oh God, I’m so depressed.
- I come in peace...Take me to your lizard.
- It {Darwin's theory of evolution] was a concept of such stunning simplicity, but it gave rise, naturally, to all of the infinite and baffling complexity…
- It's part of the shape of the Universe. I only have to talk to somebody and they begin to hate me.
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- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today. — Alexis Arguello
- I try to push ideas away, and the ones that will not leave me alone are the ones that ultimately end up… — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me. — Ludovico Ariosto
- Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever. — Aristophanes
- My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. — Aristotle
- Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth. — Aristotle
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale