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Has the industry done to music what McDonald’s has done to eating? — Tiffanie DeBartolo
I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boos… — Chris Rock
The fate of our country is now in the hands of people who don't think about what they want until they get right up to… — Stephen Colbert
In Rome, I really wanted an Audrey Hepburn Roman Holiday experience, but the Trevi Fountain was crowded, there was a McDonald's at the base of… — Gayle Forman
We're the McDonalds of rock. Were always there to satisfy, and a billion served. — Paul Stanley
If I have to work in McDonalds, fine - I had a really great run and made a living at music for 20 years, and… — Juliana Hatfield
I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial. — Luke Benward
You had me at what do you want from McDonalds? — Nikhil Saluja
Ladies: never trust a guy who goes to McDonalds and orders the Filet-O-Fish. Real men don't eat that shit. — Nikhil Saluja
If bars arent allowed to serve drunk people, then why is McDonalds still allowed to serve fat people? — Jimmy Tibs
Hahaha XD my brother, mom, and I waiting in line in MCdonalds and my brother farted then I farted then my mom farted XD and… — Patience
Silly him. he got McDonalds lol — Luna
My dad just bought me MCdonalds and I'm not gonna even eat it. :/ imma just take it to the trash later:o — Patience
Look this up on youtube; McDonalds Walmart MEAT How made chicken hot dogs from (Vegan Flexitarian Fast Food Animal Cow Bacon ..........Then after you watch… — Jasmine Laura
You can go to mcdonalds but u will be loveing this foot long from sub way — Lol
Getting proper change back at McDonalds: It's not rocket science, but it might as well be. — Rock Cowles
I hit her up, I say what up? She says the sky. I say whats good? She say McDonalds apple pie. — Kid Cudi
I try and tell her friends, but they as dumb as her, Burst of a feather, I see it makes it worse, I hit her… — Kid Cudi
My first job at age 14 I worked at McDonalds & I gotta admit I had a lot of fun working there. — Amber Rose
Got a chance to meet the McDonald's All Americans from Chicago at the game last night. I found out too that 8 out of 10… — Derrick Rose
Just heard that Anthony Davis and Wayne Blackshear were named McDonalds All Americans. Congrats to my fellow Chicagoans! I played in the game in 2007.....… — Derrick Rose
Dolla, Dolla, ought to promise more of tomorrow then momentary holigrams fix-fix, candy coated excess fit for nothing better than misinterpreted nitwits to spend a… — Dolla
McDonalds isn't as bad for the kids as everyone is making it to be, after they eat that greasy burger and fries, they are provided… — Unknown Author
Sex is like mcdonalds, I'm lovin it. pussy is like subway, eat fresh. dick is like gaterade, is it in you? — Unknown Author
The great thing about mcdonalds is that they have a lot of stuff on the meau.i love their salads! — Beyonce

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