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- I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories. -Maury Ballstein
- Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it…
More Maury Quotes
- I think, you know, it was something that I really wanted. I wanted so much to have a son or daughter. We… — Connie Chung
- I wouldn't want to do a 'Maury Povich' show. Baby daddy! Who's your daddy? Who's your mama? I wouldn't want to do… — NeNe Leakes
- You’ve gotta taste the light, like my friend and fellow shooter Chip Maury says. And when you see light like this, trust… — Joe McNally
- Happiness, remarked Maury Noble one day, is only the first hour after the alleviation of some especially intense misery. — F. Scott Fitzgerald
- My ex-girl been searchin' for a 'sorry.' Couple bitches tryna have me on the Maury like nigga it's yours. — Drake
- Some next niggas almost slide in but didn't fit in. Naw I ain't Maury Povich but who the fuck is you kid-in?… — J. Cole
- Hey ma, its J.R. and L's it ain't hard to tell we da niggaz in we da niggaz in Maury and car… — JR Writer
- Like da pistons toss da heat, she was pissed off yea p.o.ed she said go head and wild out ill call ya… — Camron