Masculine Way Quotes by Frank Muir

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• Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually…
• The golden rule when reading the menu is, if you cannot pronounce it, you cannot afford it.
• It has been said that a bride's attitude towards her betrothed can be summed up in three words: Aisle. Alter. Hymn.
• Some breakfast food manufacturer hit upon the simple notion of emptying out the leavings of carthorse nose bags, adding a few other…
• Hotel tea is when you have to mix together a plastic envelope containing too much sugar, a small plastic pot of something…
• Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink…

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