Best Marshmallow Quotes
44 Marshmallow quotes by 36 unique authors
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No marshmallows. "I don't believe this! I'm going to write the president of General Mills! Don't they have any quality control?" "I'm sure it's just…
— Susan Elizabeth Phillips
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My own view of myself was that I was small and innocuous, a marshmallow compared to the others. I was a poor shot with a…
— Margaret Atwood
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I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut…
— Janet Evanovich
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During the fire: 'Some of the drunker ones don't move. Some of them laugh. One person says, "Where's the marshmallows?" Mark slaps him across the…
— Pittacus Lore
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Looks like someone had a mood swing.” She rolls her eyes. “Like you don’t want to know what his fears are. He acts so tough…
— Veronica Roth
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The world won’t get more or less terrible if we’re indoors somewhere with a mug of hot chocolate,’ Kim said. ‘Though it’s possible it will…
— Kamila Shamsie
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Sarcastic people tend to be marshmallows underneath the armor
— Stephen King
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Everything good in there, T? Niko quipped. You need backup or anything? Bag of marshmallows to roast over that little campfire you just started?
— Tina St. John
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Too bad we don't have marshmallows. This is an amazing fire." Howard emerged through the smoke behind Edilio.
— Michael Grant
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I will make Maggie safe. If the world burns because of that then so be it. Me and the kid will roast some marshmallows.
— Jim Butcher
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Watch the sunrise at least once a year, put a lot of marshmallows in your hot chocolate, lie on your back and look at the…
— H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
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What if the house catches fire?” “Roast marshmallows. And if it floods, you’ll go down with the ship. If there’s a tornado, I’ll meet both…
— Rachel Vincent
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trantulus casually roasted a marshmallow and reached out for it but the marshmallow commited sucide and dived into the flames.
— Rick Riordan
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... you just turned down the woman who put a marshmallow duck in your hot chocolate. I hope you feel like a real asshole now.
— Rachel Vincent
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I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.
— Tommy Cooper
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I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was missing!
— Oupa
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I had a dream last night.. I'm eating 10 pounds of marshmallow.. I woke up this morning and my pillow was gone.. ;D lolz..
— Ljoyce
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If men are from mars-- women are from Marsh- The Marshmallow-- Sees they wallow --gulped-- Cupid strikes--on the dykes !!!!!
— Rajendra Kumar
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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
— Tommy Cooper
Who Wrote These Marshmallow Quotes
36 authors contributed a total of 44 Marshmallow Quotes, led by these top contributors: