Best Marshmallow Quotes

44 Marshmallow quotes by 36 unique authors

No marshmallows. "I don't believe this! I'm going to write the president of General Mills! Don't they have any quality control?" "I'm sure it's just… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
My own view of myself was that I was small and innocuous, a marshmallow compared to the others. I was a poor shot with a… — Margaret Atwood
I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut… — Janet Evanovich
During the fire: 'Some of the drunker ones don't move. Some of them laugh. One person says, "Where's the marshmallows?" Mark slaps him across the… — Pittacus Lore
Looks like someone had a mood swing.” She rolls her eyes. “Like you don’t want to know what his fears are. He acts so tough… — Veronica Roth
The world won’t get more or less terrible if we’re indoors somewhere with a mug of hot chocolate,’ Kim said. ‘Though it’s possible it will… — Kamila Shamsie
Sarcastic people tend to be marshmallows underneath the armor — Stephen King
Everything good in there, T? Niko quipped. You need backup or anything? Bag of marshmallows to roast over that little campfire you just started? — Tina St. John
Too bad we don't have marshmallows. This is an amazing fire." Howard emerged through the smoke behind Edilio. — Michael Grant
I will make Maggie safe. If the world burns because of that then so be it. Me and the kid will roast some marshmallows. — Jim Butcher
Watch the sunrise at least once a year, put a lot of marshmallows in your hot chocolate, lie on your back and look at the… — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
What if the house catches fire?” “Roast marshmallows. And if it floods, you’ll go down with the ship. If there’s a tornado, I’ll meet both… — Rachel Vincent
trantulus casually roasted a marshmallow and reached out for it but the marshmallow commited sucide and dived into the flames. — Rick Riordan
... you just turned down the woman who put a marshmallow duck in your hot chocolate. I hope you feel like a real asshole now. — Rachel Vincent
I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone. — Tommy Cooper
I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was missing! — Oupa
I had a dream last night.. I'm eating 10 pounds of marshmallow.. I woke up this morning and my pillow was gone.. ;D lolz.. — Ljoyce
If men are from mars-- women are from Marsh- The Marshmallow-- Sees they wallow --gulped-- Cupid strikes--on the dykes !!!!! — Rajendra Kumar
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. — Tommy Cooper

Who Wrote These Marshmallow Quotes

36 authors contributed a total of 44 Marshmallow Quotes, led by these top contributors: