Married My Wife Quotes
- Since I got married my wife doesn't really let me wear anything that I used to because she says I have no taste at all. — Dominic West
- Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately. — Jeff Foxworthy
- It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. — Rodney Dangerfield
- I'm married. My wife, Stella - a beautiful woman. She's brought a lot of peace to my life, a lot of wisdom. — Anthony Hopkins
- The day I will never forget is the day I married my wife, Tashera. Tashera is so special to my boys and me. Her energy… — DMX
- I married my wife because I love her and I want to spend the rest of my life with her. — Michael Schiavo
- Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours… — Mark