Best Married Man Quotes
71 Married Man quotes by 59 unique authors
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Wen you're a married man, Samivel, you'll understand a good many things as you don't understand now; but vether it's worth while goin' through so…
— Charles Dickens
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I'm a happily married man and I think to get married you have to be optimistic.
— Patrick Marber
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Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?
— Larry David
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Married men live longer. Yes. And an indoor cat also lives longer. It's a furball with a broken spirit, that can only look out on…
— Bill Maher
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The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that's when they stop arguing.
— Bill Cosby
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The married man and the mother of a Christian family, if they are faithful to their obligations, will fulfill a mission that is as great…
— Thomas Merton
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A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.
— Robert Breault
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I know I will never have an affair with a married man again.
— Monica Lewinsky
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A married man with a family will do anything for money.
— Charles Maurice de Talleyrand
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I'm not getting within 20 feet of a married man ever again - not even talking to one!
— Chris Evert
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When employers tell me they prefer married men, and encourage their men to have homes of their own, because it makes them so much steadier,…
— Alice Hamilton
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As a great part of the uneasiness of matrimony arises from mere trifles,, it would be wise in every young married man to enter into…
— Henry Fielding
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And, to all married men, be this a caution, Which they should duly tender as their life, Neither to doat too much, nor doubt a…
— Philip Massinger
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Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.
— Thomas Fuller
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Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
— Samuel Johnson
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By taking a second wife he pays the highest compliment to the first, by showing that she made him so happy as a married man,…
— Samuel Johnson
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To be intimate with a married man, when my own father cheated on my mother, is not something I could forgive. I could not look…
— Angelina Jolie
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
— Jackie Mason
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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
— H. L. Mencken
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No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
— H. L. Mencken
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I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open…
— George Jean Nathan
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Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.
— Helen Rowland
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All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
— Red Skelton
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A married woman has the same natural right to acquire and hold property, and to make all contracts that she is mentally competent to make…
— Lysander Spooner
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Can't you read? The score demands 'con amore,' and what are you doing? You are playing it like married men!
— Arturo Toscanini
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