Mario Quotes

60 Mario quotes by 47 unique authors

I dont understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle — Hussein Nishah
Today I met Mario...... . . I asked him: Do u remember me?????? . He replied : No........ . . I said :asshole......i have lost… — Ritzy
Other Mario is Mack It's just me — Mario Adams
Bump heads for coins like Mario. — Lupe Fiasco
Go on the next level, Super Mario I hope this works out, Cardio, — Far East Movement
When I start writing a song, I just try and show you who I am. A goofy kid with some ridicolous skills, who makes witty… — Chris Webby
I'm better, bitch trust me, I'm Super Mario with a star cuz' y'all can't touch me. — Chris Webby
Mario Kart skills are outrageous. Play me any day and I'll be the best racist. — Asher Roth
They ain't super or luigi or Mario, ain't found that power plus they couldn't spit fire if they found that flower. — Joe Budden
Dude you like like Mario from super Mario — Unknown Author
I look more at a woman's personality. I need her to be smart and passionate about what she does. Read more: Mario Lopez Interview -… — Mario Lopez
Brandon McCaw got 150 stars in Super Mario Bros 64. He beat the whole game. He got 50 extra bonus stars. He beat the game… — Brandon Mccaw
Brandon McCaw is undefeated in Mario Kart. He beat 500,000,000,000 males and 500,000,000,000 females. His record is 567,876,345,865,457 wins and 0 losses. He won on… — Brandon Mccaw
I'm not trying to be the next Wayne Gretzky or Mario Lemieux. I am putting pressure on myself to do my best and perform to… — Sidney Crosby
Mario has so much energy that by the end of the day, I just feel drained. I just sit in front of the TV set.… — Karina Smirnoff
Mario's mom was watching a rehearsal, and we did a step that didn't look as aesthetically beautiful as we wanted it to. She said, 'Mario,… — Karina Smirnoff
They always say never trust who you can't see, every time you turn seems as though you always get burned, If you live your life… — Unknown Author
Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. You owe me. — Hussein Nishah
Don't be racist! Be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, created by Japanese people, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican... — Master
I am mario, Hehehehe, — Sinem

Who Wrote These Mario Quotes

47 authors contributed a total of 60 Mario Quotes, led by these top contributors: