Mario Quotes
60 Mario quotes by 47 unique authors
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I dont understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle
— Hussein Nishah
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Today I met Mario...... . . I asked him: Do u remember me?????? . He replied : No........ . . I said :asshole......i have lost…
— Ritzy
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Other Mario is Mack It's just me
— Mario Adams
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Bump heads for coins like Mario.
— Lupe Fiasco
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Go on the next level, Super Mario I hope this works out, Cardio,
— Far East Movement
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When I start writing a song, I just try and show you who I am. A goofy kid with some ridicolous skills, who makes witty…
— Chris Webby
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I'm better, bitch trust me, I'm Super Mario with a star cuz' y'all can't touch me.
— Chris Webby
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Mario Kart skills are outrageous. Play me any day and I'll be the best racist.
— Asher Roth
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They ain't super or luigi or Mario, ain't found that power plus they couldn't spit fire if they found that flower.
— Joe Budden
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Dude you like like Mario from super Mario
— Unknown Author
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I look more at a woman's personality. I need her to be smart and passionate about what she does. Read more: Mario Lopez Interview -…
— Mario Lopez
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Brandon McCaw got 150 stars in Super Mario Bros 64. He beat the whole game. He got 50 extra bonus stars. He beat the game…
— Brandon Mccaw
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Brandon McCaw is undefeated in Mario Kart. He beat 500,000,000,000 males and 500,000,000,000 females. His record is 567,876,345,865,457 wins and 0 losses. He won on…
— Brandon Mccaw
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I'm not trying to be the next Wayne Gretzky or Mario Lemieux. I am putting pressure on myself to do my best and perform to…
— Sidney Crosby
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Mario has so much energy that by the end of the day, I just feel drained. I just sit in front of the TV set.…
— Karina Smirnoff
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Mario's mom was watching a rehearsal, and we did a step that didn't look as aesthetically beautiful as we wanted it to. She said, 'Mario,…
— Karina Smirnoff
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They always say never trust who you can't see, every time you turn seems as though you always get burned, If you live your life…
— Unknown Author
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Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. You owe me.
— Hussein Nishah
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Don't be racist! Be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, created by Japanese people, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican...
— Master
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I am mario, Hehehehe,
— Sinem
Who Wrote These Mario Quotes
47 authors contributed a total of 60 Mario Quotes, led by these top contributors: