Manure Quotes

86 quotes by 79 authors

Christians are like manure: spread them out and they help everything grow better, but keep them in one big pile and they stink horribly. — Francis Chan
Money is like manure, its only good if you spread it around. — Winston Churchill
Jacob: I've never seen so much manure. Wade: Baggage stock horses. They pack'em in 27 a car. Jacob: how do you stand the smell? Wade:… — Sara Gruen
Why canâ€™t you remember your Shakespeare and forget the third-raters. Youâ€™ll find what youâ€™re trying to say in him- as youâ€™ll find everything else worth… — Eugene O'Neill
All the human and animal manure which the world wastes, if returned to the land, instead of being thrown into the sea, would suffice to… — Victor Hugo
Dallas, is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conversation that's not loaded down with manure? — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
City people. They may know how to street fight but they don't know how to wade through manure. — Melina Marchetta
I already have a plan." Celie said, raising her hand as she would with her tutor. "Do you?" Rolf's eyes gleamed. "What is it?" "I… — Jessica Day George
We're an Ag college," I explain to them. "Not as good as the one in Yanco but we have livestock." "Cows?" Anson Choi asks, covering… — Melina Marchetta
She's magnificent," Radius said, smiling proudly as he vaulted the steps and followed Aphrodite. "I can think of a lot of m words that she… — P. C. Cast
I imbue this place with my essence, every stone and every drop. My visit will do wonders for the flowers." Aly propped her chin on… — Tamora Pierce
The tree of research must be fed from time to time with the blood of bean-counters, for it is its natural manure. — Alan Kay
Many cows are fed a high-protein diet, which creates a more liquid manure that is easier to spray on fields. — Charles Duhigg
What do I really think? What do I believe in, without the horse manure? — George Segal
You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. — Hank Williams
Making money selling manure is better than losing money selling musk. — Egyptian Proverb
Tonight the city is full of morgues, and all the toilets are overflowing. There's shopping malls coming out of the walls, as we walk out… — Unknown Author
The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell… — Jay Leno
Mind is a farmland. Character is the harvest. Thoughts are the manure. Quality of the harvest depends on how the farmland is manured. — Selvaraj Kuppannan
Dear girls, Dressing immodestly is like rolling around in manure. Yes, you'll get attention, but mostly from pigs. — Rachel Copeland

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