Manure Quotes

86 quotes by 79 authors

Advertising is to a genuine article what manure is to land, - it largely increases the product. — P T Barnum
The fact is that liberty, in any true sense, is a concept that lies quite beyond the reach of the inferior man's mind. And no… — H. L. Mencken
It was the best place to be, thought Wilbur, this warm delicious cellar, with the garrulous geese, the changing seasons, the heat of the sun,… — Elwyn Brooks White
There are people who say, 'Oh every time Catholics make the sign of the cross they re-crucify Christ.' Look, that's what comes under the theological… — John Corapi
Money is like manure. It stinks when you pile it; it grows when you spread it — J. R. D. Tata
Money is like manure. If you spread it around, it does a lot of good, but if you pile it up in one place, it… — Clint Murchison, Jr.
The church is like manure. Pile it up, and it stinks up the neighborhood. Spread it out, and it enriches the world. — Luis Palau
Unable to function as plants, we must serve as manure. — Edward Conze
To embrace a woman is to embrace a sack of manure... — Odo of Cluny
The simple and terrifying reality, forbidden from discussion in America, was that despite spending $600 billion a year on the military, despite having the best… — Michael Hastings
Once plants and animals were raised together on the same farm - which therefore neither produced unmanageable surpluses of manure, to be wasted and to… — Wendell Berry
The God who gave us life, gave us liberty at the same time; the hand of force may destroy, but cannot disjoin them. ... Love… — Thomas Jefferson
Man takes great pains to heap up riches, and they are like heaps of manure in the furrows of the field, good for nothing unless… — Matthew Henry
The return from cows and sheep in cheese is worth much money every day in the season, without calves and lambs, and without the manure,… — Robert Grosseteste
I have used all the manure that has been thrown on me as fertilizer to make me stronger. — Eartha Kitt
No mockery in the world ever sounds to me as hollow as that of being told to cultivate happiness. Happiness is not a potato, to… — Charlotte Bronte
Humanity is the rich effluvium, it is the waste and the manure and the soil, and from it grows the tree of the arts. — Ezra Pound
Ah, stardom! They put your name on a star in the sidewalk on Hollywood Boulevard and you walk down and find a pile of dog… — Lee Marvin
If I discover a manure which will enable me to make a piece of land produce 20 per cent more corn, I may withdraw at… — David Ricardo
And as to you Death, and you bitter hug of mortality, it is idle to try to alarm me.... And as to you corpse, I… — Walt Whitman

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