Mama Quotes

462 Mama quotes by 327 unique authors

Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight. — Ray Stevens
I can still picture myself riding in the back of a Bronco to a field party after a rainstorm. My mama will kill me for… — Dave Haywood
I love a man who loves his mama, which is one of the many reasons I'm crazy about Justin Timberlake. — Gayle King
I know your mama she don't like me, cause I play in a rock and roll band. — Bruce Springsteen
My guitar wants to kill your mama. — Frank Zappa
Rock and roll hoochie koo, lawdy mama, light my fuse. — Rick Derringer
My favorite drive is Highway 101 in California between Los Angeles and San Luis Obispo. I love the 101; Highway 1 is too windy, and… — Art Alexakis
My mama didn't raise any fools and she didn't raise any heroes. — Amanda Hocking
Let the child see Mama and Daddy both at least once a day. Never quarrel or argue in front of a baby or a child-it… — L. Ron Hubbard
Mama seemed to do only what my father wanted, and yet we lived the way my mother wanted us to live. — Lillian Hellman
Mama had an appreciation of the language. She taught me a love of words, of how they should be used and how they can fill… — Lewis Grizzard
As a mama and a grandma, I appreciate, understand and absolutely believe in the sanctity of life. But I recognize that there are those tough… — Carole Keeton
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs. — Harry Caray
Well I should be sitting in an air-conditioned office in a swivel chair, talking trash to the secretary. Saying, hey now mama, come on over… — Jim Croce
Save me, save me, save me from this squeeze. I got a big fat mama trying to break me. — Ray Davies
What the color is, who the daddy be, who the mama is don’t mean nothin’. We family, carin’ for each other. Family make us strong… — Kathleen Grissom
You know how we'd get along better? If everybody'd just remember how we're all related. White, black, Asian, skin. No difference. All the bloodlines go… — Charles de Lint
I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. — Jeff Foxworthy
I didn't have a mother; I had a mama. I measure other women by the stature of my mama. — Al Green
Maybe I should quit the business. There's no one left for me to love. Mama's dead. Mr. Burns couldn't care less about me. What's left? — Bobby Darin
You know, nobody can ever cook as good as your mama. — Paula Deen
I really didn't have an interest in being in the kitchen until after I was married, when I was 18. It didn't take me long… — Paula Deen
Growing up, I had a very busy social life. It wasn't until I was a sophomore in high school that I asked Mama if I… — Paula Deen
Of course, I will continue to share my favorite Southern recipes, just like my mama, grandmother and family shared with me over the years. And… — Paula Deen
I really worshipped Mama Cass a lot. Mama Cass, who was really fat and she didn't lose weight. Yeah, she went on diets but for… — Beth Ditto

Who Wrote These Mama Quotes

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