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People think librarians are unromantic, unimaginative. This is not true. We are people whose dreams run in particular ways. Ask a mountain climber what he…

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It's a happy life, but someone is missing. It's a happy life, and someone is missing.
Despite popular theories, I believe people fall in love based not on good looks or fate but on knowledge. Either they are…
For some people, history is simply what your wife looks good standing in front of. It’s what’s cast in bronze, or framed…
All I can say is, it's a sort of kinship, as though there is a family tree of grief. On this branch,…
Can I tell you something? It wasn't so bad. Not so bad at all right then, me scowling at the dirt, James…
Unrequited love–plain desperate aboveboard boy-chasing–turned you into a salesperson, and what you were selling was something he didn't want, couldn't use, would…
After most deaths, I imagine, the awfulness lies in how everything’s changed….there’s a hole. It’s person-shaped and it follows you everywhere…. For…
A Lucky Child is an extraordinary story, simply and beautifully told. Heartbreaking and thrilling, it examines what it means to be human,…
The idea of a library full of books, the books full of knowledge, fills me with fear and love and courage and…
but you can't spend your whole life hoping people will ask you the right questions. you must learn to love and answer…
truthfully, this is the fabric of all my fantasies: love shown not by a kiss or a wild look or a careful…
I had never wanted to be one of those girls in love with boys who would not have me. Unrequited love -…

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