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Make Quotes by Daniel Handler
- Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make - bombs, for instance, or strawberry shortcake - if you make even…
- How wrong to think I was anyone else, like thinking grass stains make you a beautiful view, like getting kissed makes you kissable, like feeling…
- Make sure you have your own mask on, before helping others with theirs.
- A newspaper, as I'm sure you know, is a collection of supposedly true stories written down by writers who either saw them happen or talked…
- Maybe, generations ago, young people rebelled out of some clear motive, but now, we know we're rebelling. Between teen movies and sex-ed textbooks we're so…
- There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't.
- ...you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit.
- But one type of book that practically no one likes to read is a book about the law. Books about the law are notorious for…
- Oftentimes. when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps.
- Of course, it is boring to read about boring thing, but it is better to read something that makes you yawn with boredom than something…
- It is very frustrating not to be understood in this world. If you say one thing and keep being told that you mean something else,…
- Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with you, can make you feel better about a terrible situation.
- Unless you have been very, very lucky, you have undoubtedly experienced events in your life that have made you cry. So unless you have been…
- It is so rare in this world to meet a trustworthy person who truly wants to help you, and finding such a person can make…
- Normally it is not polite to go into somebody’s room without knocking, but you can make an exception if the person is dead, or pretending…
- Why haven't we fixed sick yet? You scientists there-- put down those starfish and HELP us. I hereby demand that all the people who are…
- Friends can make you feel that the world is smaller and less sneaky than it really is, because you know people who have similar experiences.
- the table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, and that is the element of surprise.
- What should we call him?" Klaus asked. "You should call him Dr. Montgomery," Mr. Poe replied, "unless he tells you to call him Montgomery. Both…
- I have gone into town to buy a few last things we need for the expedition: Peruvian wasp repellent, toothbrushes, canned peaches, and a fireproof…
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