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Mailman Quotes by Albert Einstein
- Since that deluge of newspaper articles I have been so flooded with questions, invitations, suggestions, that I keep dreaming I am roasting in Hell, and…
- The dog is very smart. He feels sorry for me because I receive so much mail; that's why he tries to bite the mailman.
More Mailman Quotes
- I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck… — Mitch Hedberg
- Oh, good lord, Jeff. Don't go getting all emotional on me. I've been getting it from my mom, my dad, my sister,… — Jordan Sonnenblick
- If a fellow wants to be nobody in the business world, let him neglect sending the mailman to somebody on his behalf. — Charles Kettering
- The mailman doesn't deliver on Sundays. — Scottie Pippen
- People behind the Iron curtain have such an incredible image of America and jazz. I expected to find a Gerry Mulligan or… — Gabor Szabo
- Strange medical news from Pakistan: A man had a successful organ transplant with a dog. They gave the man a dog's organ.… — Craig Kilborn
- I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my… — Cathy Ladman
- Since that deluge of newspaper articles I have been so flooded with questions, invitations, suggestions, that I keep dreaming I am roasting… — Albert Einstein