Mailman Quotes

24 quotes by 23 authors

If a fellow wants to be nobody in the business world, let him neglect sending the mailman to somebody on his behalf. — Charles Kettering
The mailman doesn't deliver on Sundays. — Scottie Pippen
People behind the Iron curtain have such an incredible image of America and jazz. I expected to find a Gerry Mulligan or Miles Davis on… — Gabor Szabo
Strange medical news from Pakistan: A man had a successful organ transplant with a dog. They gave the man a dog's organ. In a related… — Craig Kilborn
I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does. — Cathy Ladman
Since that deluge of newspaper articles I have been so flooded with questions, invitations, suggestions, that I keep dreaming I am roasting in Hell, and… — Albert Einstein
The dog is very smart. He feels sorry for me because I receive so much mail; that's why he tries to bite the mailman. — Albert Einstein
I would especially like to re-court the Muse of poetry, who ran off with the mailman four years ago, and drops me only a scribbled… — John Updike
Abstract anger is great for rhetorical carrying on. You can go on endlessly about the post office, but it doesn't mean you're mad at your… — P.J. O'Rourke
Please, never despise the translator. He's the mailman of human civilization. — Alexander Pushkin
If I could tell you only one thing about my life it would be this: when I was seven years old the mailman ran over… — Brady Udall
Well, at least you have led us to the small mailman and the one who smells of prunes." - "UP — Walt Disney
Oh, good lord, Jeff. Don't go getting all emotional on me. I've been getting it from my mom, my dad, my sister, the freaking MAILMAN--I… — Jordan Sonnenblick
Tohru: "Call a doctor, or a vet, or something! Mr. Postman! It's terrible! You see?! They're animals!" Mailman: "Well, uh, yes, they certainly are. Here's… — Natsuki Takaya
Now I see some family resemblance. I was starting to wonder if Jill was adopted, but you two kind of look like each other." "So… — Richelle Mead
I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck would make their… — Mitch Hedberg
It is like a dog that thinks barking at the mailman makes him retreat. — Melchor Lim
Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won't attack the mailman or eat the drapes, although he… — Helen Powers
You have to understand, I don't play golf for fun. It's my business. When the mailman starts delivering mail on his off day, that's when… — Lee Trevino
Wake up and I see that my sister is already dresse. She said I'm gonna run and go get my stamps. Watch and make sure… — Bizzy Bone

Who Wrote These Mailman Quotes

23 authors contributed a total of 24 Mailman Quotes as follows: