Best Maid Thoughts

161 Maid quotes by 136 unique authors

I want a cup of tea but my maid gave me a warm hot cocoa instead — Barbie Girl
Someone asked a woman : Are you a Working Woman or a House-Wife? She replied : Yes I'm a full time working House-Wife. ... I… — Don Raj
She suck my dick for 60 seconds and swallow all my Minute Maid. — Lil Wayne
So anyway, Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra… — Bill Brasky
This is great. First it was The Farm That Time Forgot and now this. Why don't I ever fall in with people who own condos?… — Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Mum , You may be treated like the maid , you may be treated like the gardner , you may be treated like the daycare… — Ritu Ghatourey
When I get married, she'll be my maid of honor, when I have a baby, she'll be the godmother. and when I'm grown, she'll be… — Im_a_bad_bishh
Among the Indians he had fought; And with him many tales he brought Of pleasure and of fear; Such tales as told to any Maid… — William Wordsworth
A girl that get married and can't cook, or do household chores, better be beautiful, educated, good enough in bed that she score's a rich… — Glen Rambharack
Mrs. de Winter: Mrs. Danvers must be furious with me. Maxim de Winter: Oh, hang Mrs. Danvers! Why on earth should you be frightened of… — Robert E. Sherwood
Yesterday, I came home early from work and found my Girlfriend cheating. The lazy bitch has hired a maid for cooking. — Nikhil Saluja

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