Best Maid Thoughts
161 Maid quotes by 136 unique authors
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I want a cup of tea but my maid gave me a warm hot cocoa instead
— Barbie Girl
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Someone asked a woman : Are you a Working Woman or a House-Wife? She replied : Yes I'm a full time working House-Wife. ... I…
— Don Raj
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She suck my dick for 60 seconds and swallow all my Minute Maid.
— Lil Wayne
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So anyway, Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra…
— Bill Brasky
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This is great. First it was The Farm That Time Forgot and now this. Why don't I ever fall in with people who own condos?…
— Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Mum , You may be treated like the maid , you may be treated like the gardner , you may be treated like the daycare…
— Ritu Ghatourey
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When I get married, she'll be my maid of honor, when I have a baby, she'll be the godmother. and when I'm grown, she'll be…
— Im_a_bad_bishh
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Among the Indians he had fought; And with him many tales he brought Of pleasure and of fear; Such tales as told to any Maid…
— William Wordsworth
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A girl that get married and can't cook, or do household chores, better be beautiful, educated, good enough in bed that she score's a rich…
— Glen Rambharack
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Mrs. de Winter: Mrs. Danvers must be furious with me. Maxim de Winter: Oh, hang Mrs. Danvers! Why on earth should you be frightened of…
— Robert E. Sherwood
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Yesterday, I came home early from work and found my Girlfriend cheating. The lazy bitch has hired a maid for cooking.
— Nikhil Saluja
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