Best Mafia Sayings

107 Mafia quotes by 77 unique authors

In my real life, both my bosses are gay. On the 'Real Housewives of Atlanta,' Andy Cohen is gay, everybody at Bravo is gay -… — NeNe Leakes
I'm very proud of being Italian-American, but people don't realize that the mafia is just this aberration. The real community is built on the working… — Chazz Palminteri
It was dangerous to hit the wrong kid in my neighborhood, because a lot of the guys I played with had fathers in the Mafia. — Tim Robbins
The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! — Jerry Seinfeld
Triple 6 Mafia and Mystikal in Atlanta was one of my first shows. I remember how sweaty and smashed up everybody was, and it was… — Yelawolf
There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such… — Kurt Vonnegut
The only other scenario that could explain everything, up to and including your own bizarre apperance, is a convoluted conspiracy theory involving the Russian Mafia… — Eoin Colfer
There is no good reason good can't triumph over evil, if only angels will get organized along the lines of the mafia. — Kurt Vonnegut
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse. — Mario Puzo
A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man. — Mario Puzo
Before you lost your mind, how did you make a living?" "I was a hitman for the Mafia. Are you done crying yet?" "I wasn't… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
And still she felt more confident at the prospect of taking on the Russian Mafia than she did attending a backyard barbecue. — Nora Roberts
This is why you must love life: one day you're offering up your social security number to the Russian Mafia; two weeks later you're using… — Maria Semple
I spent my whole life trying not to be careless. Women and children can afford to be careless, but not men. — Mario Puzo
I often talk about the PayPal mafia out of San Francisco, people that were in PayPal and got out of PayPal and continue to reinvest… — Ryan Holmes
One thing I would like to see in Vancouver and Canada is something similar to the PayPal mafia. They were all early employees of PayPal.… — Ryan Holmes
My concern is not for the judicial system, but for the reality that the shark fin mafia of Costa Rica has a price on my… — Paul Watson
There is no single field of activity, not a single institution, free of the most brutal sort of corruption. Russia has bred a world-class mafia. — David Remnick
The people in Iraq lived essentially good lives. They had brilliant health and education systems. Saddam actually created an incredible infrastructure in a very difficult… — Dominic Cooper
I'm forty-seven. Forty-seven years old. You know how I stayed alive this long? Fear. Fearsome acts. A man steals from me, I cut off his… — Unknown Author
When you make a death threat to some one, you don't write it down on paper and send it to them by mail. You say… — Unknown Author
As long as I could remember I always wanted to be a gangster. — Henry Hill
Come after my family and I am coming after you. — Jenna Bognar
I definitely dont want to be like her. I dont think anyone wants to be like her. You could go to the Bronx Zoo, and… — Unknown Author
Im never bowing down to you motha fuckers and I will fight till I die. — Unknown Author

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