Mad Quotes

2424 Mad quotes by 1562 unique authors

I remember a group therapy session when one of the patients was reluctantly turning his corner. He would accept it, he said, but he wouldn't… — Sheldon B. Kopp
Dain kept his gaze on his plate and concentrated on swallowing the morsel he'd just very nearly choked on. She was possessive... about him. The… — Loretta Chase
One will hate you for taking his life, another will run to excesses that you scorn. A third will emerge mad and raving, another a… — Anne Rice
You need to up your vocabulary, boy. You can’t walk around letting people think you’re stupid. Expand your horizons. Besides, it’s fun to call people… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
What is it about meter and cadence and rhythm that makes their makers mad? — Susanna Kaysen
Like looking down on a lubricious chess set, isn't it? The king moves in tiny steps, with no direction, like a drunkard trying to avoid… — Christopher Moore
In this particular tub, two knees jut up like icebergs, while minute brown hairs rise on arms and legs in a fringe of kelp; green… — Sylvia Plath
I'm supposed to be a christian, but most days I don't feel like I can even presume to say that about myself any longer. I… — Charlaine Harris
You look beautiful sitting there spitting at me like a she-cat. All I have to do is look at you, and I lust. I'm going… — Unknown Author
Mad Ireland hurt you into poetry. — Wystan Hugh Auden
Imagine, [Kriezler] said, that you enter a large, somewhat crumbling hall that echoes with the sounds of people mumbling and talking repetitively to themselves. All… — Caleb Carr
I think play must have been invented so we wouldn't go mad thinking about certain things. — Audrey Niffenegger
Sometimes I feel sure he is as mad as a hatter and then, just as he is at his maddest, I find there is a… — Agatha Christie
It is possible to be truly mad and to still exist upon scraps of life. — Charles Bukowski
I was having a mildly paranoid day, mostly due to the fact that the mad priest lady from over the river had taken to nailing… — Warren Ellis
I didn't want to give you the one last part of myself that I couldn't take back. And then you were gone... And I realized… — Lisa Kleypas
I am mad - but I choose this madness. — Gloria E. AnzaldÃºa
Miss Butterworth and the Mad Baron,” Sebastian said approvingly. “Excellent choice.” “You have read this?” Alexei asked. “It’s not as good as Miss Davenport and… — Julia Quinn
Oh, goodie! I get to make the redheaded goddess mad! (Simi) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
What is it with me? Am I absolutely nobody, but merely inordinately vain? I do not know…. But I am most fearfully unhappy. That is… — Katherine Mansfield
Anything beyond the limits and grasp of the human mind is either illusion or futility; and because your god having to be one or the… — Marquis de Sade
Simi, why did Acheron send you here? (Astrid) To protect you from Thanatos so that your sisters don’t get all freaky and destroy the world.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I have a flamthrower. (Zarek) You have a what? (Astrid) It pays to be prepared. (Zarek) Well. Those are nice for toasting marshmallows, but they’ll… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Do you think it's funny to be so serious when I'm not even out of high school?' she asked. 'I don't see how it could… — John Steinbeck
What are you doing out here? (Gallagher) Not much. Akri is off with that red-headed demon so he said I could go play just so… — Sherrilyn Kenyon

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