Mad Quotes
2424 Mad quotes by 1562 unique authors
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Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?
— Douglas Adams
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
— Oliver Wendell Holmes
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There are a great many good people, and a great many sane people here this afternoon. Unfortunately, by a kind of coincidence, all the good…
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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Poets do not go mad; but chess-players do. Mathematicians go mad, and cashiers; but creative artists very seldom. I am not, as will be seen,…
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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[Thou] mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms!
— William Shakespeare
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Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you! — Russ…
— Matt Groening
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Cupid is a knavish lad, Thus to make poor mortals mad!
— William Shakespeare
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Now this is the point. You fancy me a mad. Madmen know nothing. But you should have seen me. You should have seen how wisely…
— Edgar Allan Poe
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I ask myself how I could give in to this perpetual vertigo that I in fact provoked and feared. I floated among erratic clouds and…
— Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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And I am sure that I never read any memorable news in a newspaper. If we read of one man robbed, or murdered, or killed…
— Henry David Thoreau
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Hard-covered books break up friendships. You loan a hard covered book to a friend and when he doesn’t return it you get mad at him.…
— John Steinbeck
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Stay mad, but behave like normal people. Run the risk of being different, but learn to do so without attracting attention.
— Paulo Coelho
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From the union of power and money, from the union of power and secrecy, from the union of government and science, from the union of…
— Wendell Berry
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Men have called me mad; but the question is not yet settled, whether madness is or is not the loftiest intelligence– whether much that is…
— Edgar Allan Poe
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I feel, am mad as any writer must in one way be; why not make it real? I am too close to the bourgeois society…
— Sylvia Plath
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We rightly scorn those who have no made use of their defects, who have not exploited their deficiencies, and have not been enriched by their…
— Emile M. Cioran
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In the half darkness I winked to my other self, my mad dictator, and congratulated him on his droll victory. I closed my eyes and…
— Isaac Bashevis Singer
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In that house, you will find my heart. You must break in, Henri, and get it back for me.' Was she mad? We had been…
— Jeanette Winterson
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You mean to say he became mad deliberately?' ...Nothing is more likely,' said the duke.
— Susanna Clarke
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..The argument he was conducting with his neighbor as to whether the English magician had gone mad because he was a magician, or because he…
— Susanna Clarke
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Wherever they’s a fight so hungry people can eat, I’ll be there. Wherever they’s a cop beatin’ up a guy, I’ll be there. If Casy…
— John Steinbeck
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Looking back, it was the thing in his life that shamed him the most: the times he was purposefully, calculatingly mean to Alice. It was…
— Ann Brashares
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Estate agents: like them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.
— Stephen Fry
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There is an ecstasy that marks the summit of life, and beyond which life cannot rise. And such is the paradox of living, this ecstasy…
— Jack London
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If you're ever in doubt, throw a pepper in the air. If it fails to come down, you have gone mad, so don't trust in…
— Gregory Maguire
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