Mad Quotes

2424 Mad quotes by 1562 unique authors

I didnt know I was mad about anything. I guess if the New York Times says I am, I must be. — Mark Cuban
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven. — Kevin Hart
You never count your chickens before they hatch. I used to keep parakeets and I never counted every egg thinking I would get all eight… — Ian Holloway
Faith, stay here this night; they will surely do us no harm; you saw they speak us fair, give us gold; methinks they are such… — William Shakespeare
An atheist is but a mad, ridiculous derider of piety, but a hypocrite makes a sober jest of God and religion; he finds it easier… — Alexander Pope
How quickly do we grow accustomed to wonders. I am reminded of the Isaac Asimov story Nightfall, about the planet where the stars were visible… — Roger Ebert
Humane sentiments are baseless, mad, and improper; they are incredibly feeble; never do they withstand the gainsaying passions, never do they resist bare necessity. — Marquis de Sade
I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me. — Lisa Kudrow
I think you're all mad. But that's part and parcel of being an artistic genius, isn't it? — Charles de Lint
Sanity is not statistical - Being in a minority, even a minority of one, did not make you mad. — Winston Smith
The weak man becomes strong when he has nothing, for then only can he feel the wild, mad thrill of despair. — Arthur Conan Doyle
I ain't mad ma, see you on ya bummy swag I'm in that money green Jag, lot of money bags — Nicki Minaj
A direful death indeed they had That would put any parent mad But she was more than usual calm She did not give a singel… — Marjorie Fleming
I could hear Dean, blissful and blabbering and frantically rocking. Only a guy who's spent five years in jail can go to such maniacal helpless… — Jack Kerouac
We realize we can't have everything, and so begins the mad dash to have everything else. — Robert Breault
Men are mad most of their lives; few live sane, fewer die so. The acts of people are baffling unless we realize that their wits… — Edward Dahlberg
And what is an authentic madman? It is a man who preferred to become mad, in the socially accepted sense of the word, rather than… — Antonin Artaud
We want a few mad people now. See where the sane ones have landed us! — George Bernard Shaw
It is said that those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad. It may well be that a war neurosis stirred up… — John Boyd Orr
He is not in the least arrogant. The last album was written in a room in Sussex. He was like a mad professor, spending all… — Linda McCartney
Tell me, do you think I'm going mad? I sometimes wonder, you know. — Paul Cezanne
We all go a little mad sometimes. — Joseph Stefano
Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad. — Dick Van Dyke
Possibly he knew, as he wrote this, that he was mad - because inside every madman sits a little sane man saying 'You're mad, you're… — Graham Swift
I don't think it works to just be mad at them - Maxine Waters out ranting and kicking down the doors. It would be so… — Maxine Waters

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