Machines Quotes

1739 Machines quotes by 1263 unique authors

You wonder if God doesn't have an answering machine to screen out the prayers of the venal and the boring? And in which category has… — Tom Robbins
9 saw the first direct-dialed long-distance telephone call, between New York and San Francisco. Of course, back in that primitive era the parties had to… — Dave Barry
I am absolutely sick unto death of hearing people say - they all say this; it must be Item One on the curriculum in Trend… — Dave Barry
I wish I was a phone machine. I wish if I saw somebody on the street I didn't want to talk to I could just… — Jerry Seinfeld
As expected, you get his machine. Someday, even the "call of nature" will be answered by a machine. — Tom Robbins
Little other than a red tape Talking-machine, and unhappy Bag of Parliamentary Eloquence. — Thomas Carlyle
In today's world, human beings are dying and human machines are taking birth. — Mata Amritanandamayi
The need for a quick, satisfactory copying machine that could be used right in the office seemed very apparent to me-there seemed such a crying… — Chester Carlson
I am much occupied with the investigation of the physical causes [of motions in the Solar System]. My aim in this is to show that… — Johannes Kepler
It was eerie. I saw myself in that machine. I never thought my work would come to this. Upon seeing a distorted image of his… — Isidor Isaac Rabi
I am told by those who know that there are six varieties of hangover-the Broken Compass, the Sewing Machine, the Comet, the Atomic, the Cement… — P.G. Wodehouse
There is just no way that I can understand in God's green earth that an airline could undertake with its normal procedures the operation of… — Frank Borman
I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. — Milton Berle
There is no term comparable to green thumbs to apply to such a mechanic, but there should be. For there are men who can look,… — John Steinbeck
The mind is a strange machine which can combine the materials offered to it in the most astonishing ways. — Bertrand Russell
The way to get killed around machinery was to take things for granted. — Richard McKenna
The central paradox of the machines that have made our lives so much brighter, quicker, longer and healthier is that they cannot teach us how… — Pico Iyer
If the history of resistance to Darwinian thinking is a good measure, we can expect that long into the future, long after every triumph of… — Daniel Dennett
We're plugged in 24 hours a day now. We're all part of one big machine, whether we are conscious of that or not. And if… — Alan Lightman
I love the percussion. It's a right brain, left brain thing. There are different beats, but cooperating together. It's your whole body doing it, you're… — Shalom Harlow
You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. — Mariah Carey
Music is being treated as one big karaoke machine. — Robin Gibb
A painting has a lot of advantages over other forms of communication. Unlike a movie, you don't have to put it into a machine and… — Thomas Kinkade
When I was a 7-year-old girl, in my bedroom, on my karaoke machine, I would sing 'On My Own' or do a one-woman version of… — Samantha Barks
A good espresso to me is a little bit salty; you just become used to a good taste. Anytime I go into a new place… — Andrew Bird

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