Machetes Quotes

21 Machetes quotes by 20 unique authors

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes. — Dave Barry
As a comic and as a nurse, it's important to look calm on the surface when you're absolutely crapping yourself inside. So, if someone is… — Jo Brand
I'm just glad it wasn't Machete Night. — Unknown Author
I grew up in the Cayman Islands. I didn't play video games or watch TV. I would basically come home from school, throw down my… — Armie Hammer
I'd just like to be in films that I would like to see. I think of myself as an entertainment arsenal. Like I have my… — Jack Black
Take off all your clothes and walk down the street waving a machete and firing an Uzi, and terrified citizens will phone the police and… — Mike Nichols
Apathy is the same as war, it all kills you, she says. Slow like cancer in the breast or fast like a machete in the… — Warsan Shire
I look at decisions like - it's like an Indiana Jones movie. The guy comes to a rope ladder, and he's being chased. There's uncertainty… — Mark Burnett
I’m a bit of a feminist and I carry a machete! (Laughs) I try to be a strong female. I think it’s important. My mum is my… — Kaya Scodelario
Kindness is not an illusion and violence is not a rule. The true resting state of human affairs is not represented by a man hacking… — Paul Rusesabagina
We were not realizing that, with just a machete, you can do a genocide. — Boutros Boutros-Ghali
...and the cries of the birds and the uproar of the monkeys became more and more remote, and the world became eternally sad. The men… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
I was no longer troubled when he pulled out a machete in a crowded bar, tried to pick up schoolgirls, or threatened to scalp us,… — Tahir Shah
Be an unstoppable force. Write with an imaginary machete strapped to your thigh. This is not wishy-washy, polite, drinking-tea-with-your-pinkie-sticking-out stuff. It’s who you want to… — Laini Taylor
Removing Christian evangelism from the African equation may leave the continent at the mercy of a malign fusion of Nike, the witch doctor, the mobile… — Matthew Parris
For us, genocide was the gas chamber - what happened in Germany. We were not able to realize that with the machete you can create… — Boutros Boutros-Ghali
I don't like hiking with convicts carrying machetes. — Susan Orlean
Your mother sounds like a formidable woman," Valek said into the silence. "You have no idea," Leif replied with a sigh. "Well, if she's anything… — Maria V. Snyder
...although I had to admit a certain affection for the Mattel booth advertising Urban Survival Barbie, now with her own Machete and blood testing unit. — Mira Grant
Great artists make the roads; good teachers and good companions can point them out. But there ain't no free rides, baby. No hitchhiking. And if… — Ursula K. Le Guin
The most incomprehensible situation I've ever witnessed was Rwanda where we don't really know how many people died; the estimate of half a million to… — James Nachtwey

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