Machete Quotes
- Who uses a machete to cut through red tape — Unknown Author
- Oh my god its webby with a machete ready to go after both jason and freddy — Chris Webby
- Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Well anyway, Brasky decides he's gonna hunt down all four members of the Banana… — Bill Brasky
- People are not stupid they do know who they could cheat on and get away with it. All I know is I don't think I… — Glen Rambharack