Machete Quotes

24 Machete quotes by 22 unique authors

As a comic and as a nurse, it's important to look calm on the surface when you're absolutely crapping yourself inside. So, if someone is… — Jo Brand
I'm just glad it wasn't Machete Night. — Unknown Author
I grew up in the Cayman Islands. I didn't play video games or watch TV. I would basically come home from school, throw down my… — Armie Hammer
I'd just like to be in films that I would like to see. I think of myself as an entertainment arsenal. Like I have my… — Jack Black
Take off all your clothes and walk down the street waving a machete and firing an Uzi, and terrified citizens will phone the police and… — Mike Nichols
Apathy is the same as war, it all kills you, she says. Slow like cancer in the breast or fast like a machete in the… — Warsan Shire
I look at decisions like - it's like an Indiana Jones movie. The guy comes to a rope ladder, and he's being chased. There's uncertainty… — Mark Burnett
I’m a bit of a feminist and I carry a machete! (Laughs) I try to be a strong female. I think it’s important. My mum is my… — Kaya Scodelario
Kindness is not an illusion and violence is not a rule. The true resting state of human affairs is not represented by a man hacking… — Paul Rusesabagina
We were not realizing that, with just a machete, you can do a genocide. — Boutros Boutros-Ghali
I was no longer troubled when he pulled out a machete in a crowded bar, tried to pick up schoolgirls, or threatened to scalp us,… — Tahir Shah
Be an unstoppable force. Write with an imaginary machete strapped to your thigh. This is not wishy-washy, polite, drinking-tea-with-your-pinkie-sticking-out stuff. It’s who you want to… — Laini Taylor
Removing Christian evangelism from the African equation may leave the continent at the mercy of a malign fusion of Nike, the witch doctor, the mobile… — Matthew Parris
For us, genocide was the gas chamber - what happened in Germany. We were not able to realize that with the machete you can create… — Boutros Boutros-Ghali
Your mother sounds like a formidable woman," Valek said into the silence. "You have no idea," Leif replied with a sigh. "Well, if she's anything… — Maria V. Snyder
...although I had to admit a certain affection for the Mattel booth advertising Urban Survival Barbie, now with her own Machete and blood testing unit. — Mira Grant
Great artists make the roads; good teachers and good companions can point them out. But there ain't no free rides, baby. No hitchhiking. And if… — Ursula K. Le Guin
Someone once said to me, In all his infinite Wisdom, I took the road less traveled, and it made all the difference. I of course,… — Eric Nickel
Fear won't let you glide on platitudes and other people's wisdom. Fear brandishes a machete to find your loose threads and weak links. So why… — Shirley
IF YOU PLAY WITH ME BY USING MACHETE TO HAVE FUN,WELL THEIR IS ALOT OF WAYS TO MAKE FUN WITH A GUN — Jah Reign
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape — Unknown Author
Oh my god its webby with a machete ready to go after both jason and freddy — Chris Webby
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Well anyway, Brasky decides he's gonna hunt down all four members of the Banana… — Bill Brasky
People are not stupid they do know who they could cheat on and get away with it. All I know is I don't think I… — Glen Rambharack

Who Wrote These Machete Quotes

22 authors contributed a total of 24 Machete Quotes as follows: