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Carl Hiaasen has 60 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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That's the thing about being a Labrador retriever - you were born for fun. Seldom was your loopy, freewheeling mind cluttered by…
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Sunset on the water ought to be a quiet and easy time, but I guess some people can't stand a little silence.
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That's what people do when they find a special place that wild and full of life, they trample it to death.
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There's so much hate that we direct externally that we forget we have our own psychos. But that's the role of the…
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As frightening as this may sound, what you see in the books is the way I see the world. And so far…
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Everybody's idea of a great book is different, of course. For me it's one that makes my jaw drop on every page,…
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From my experience, politicians are much more uncomfortable being made fun of than they are being preached at and screeched at -…
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Good satire comes from anger. It comes from a sense of injustice, that there are wrongs in the world that need to…
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Here's my rule: You always want to pay cash for your own books, because if they look at the name on the…
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I don't have an e-reader. One reason is that I like to dog-ear the page when I find a particularly good sentence…
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I got overwhelmed by the magnitude of the celebrity culture in America. My background is as a news journalist, and newsrooms in…
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I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after writing all morning, my wife says…
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I loved getting my M. B. A., and I really enjoyed being an accountant and financial analyst before I quit my day…
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They have a crystalline sense of right and wrong; it disappears when they walk out the door with their M.B.A.
— Carl Hiaasen
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Teacher: Spell Ambulance? Student: A.... M.... B.... U.... Teacher: Faster!!!! Student: Wew! Wew! Wew! Wew! Wew!
— Zhat*
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