Lying Quotes

8656 Lying quotes by 4266 unique authors

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true. — Yogi Berra
All pitchers are liars or crybabies. — Yogi Berra
One of the great advantages of cremation - apart from all sanitary conditions - lies in the swift restoration to Mother Nature of the material… — Annie Besant
You don't lie to your own doctor. You don't lie to your own attorney, and you don't lie to your employees. — Gordon Bethune
There are a lot of people out there who lie about their age and I think it does us all a disservice. It can't all… — Sophie Ellis Bextor
A German is someone who cannot tell a lie without believing it himself. — Theodor Adorno
Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. — Joe Biden
History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools. — Ambrose Bierce
Art is magic delivered from the lie of being truth. — Theodor Adorno
The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff. — Ambrose Bierce
Heaven lies about us in our infancy and the world begins lying about us pretty soon afterward. — Ambrose Bierce
Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend and lie for, And if allowed Would be right proud… — Ambrose Bierce
Lies are told only to convey to someone that one has no need either of him or his good opinion. — Theodor Adorno
There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying. — Josh Billings
People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election. — Otto von Bismarck
I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time. — Bjork
What makes it difficult for people trying to follow a dream is that the whole time you feel like you're slamming your head against the… — Lewis Black
There is no sickness worse for me than words that to be kind must lie. — Aeschylus
The purpose of terrorism lies not just in the violent act itself. It is in producing terror. It sets out to inflame, to divide, to… — Tony Blair
A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent. — William Blake
Neither a life of anarchy nor one beneath a despot should you praise; to all that lies in the middle a god has given excellence. — Aeschylus
A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth. — Aesop
The value of the majority lies not in the opportunity to wield great power, but in the chance to use power to do great things. — John Boehner
Liars share with those they deceive the desire not to be deceived. — Sissela Bok
History is a set of lies agreed upon. — Napoleon Bonaparte

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