Lousy Quotes
220 Lousy quotes by 198 unique authors
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So the hours are pretty good then?' he resumed. The Vogon stared down at him as sluggish thoughts moiled around in the murky depths. Yeah,'…
— Douglas Adams
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I want to make a memorial for our turkey. Never has a bird been so tortured to provide such a lousy dinner.
— Laurie Halse Anderson
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Our world will not die as the result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, or making a…
— Carlos Ruiz Zafon
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That's the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers.
— Larry Niven
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You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!
— Jim Butcher
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Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character.
— David Sedaris
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I wasn't saying whatever they're saying I was saying. I'm sorry I said it really. I never meant it to be a lousy anti-religious thing.…
— John Lennon
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If they'd been dogs, they would have all been in the yard eating grass and trying to yak up whatever was making them feel so…
— Christopher Moore
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We've got rights the right to starve We've got jobs waiting for work We're all brothers lousy and dirty We're all free and equal to…
— Peter Weiss
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This boy has negative charisma. He walks into a room and the oxygen starts to evaporate. I guess that's why girls sleep with him. They…
— Emma Forrest
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And he says I have lousy timing
— Kelley Armstrong
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The planet was being destroyed by manufacturing processes, and what was being manufactured was lousy, by and large.
— Kurt Vonnegut
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If I'm a lousy writer, then an awful lot of people have lousy taste.
— Grace Metalious
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I'm tired of eating your family's lousy, tasteless recipes," Dad said. "Tasteless recipes? My grandmother's rolling in her grave!" "It's from indigestion.
— Neal Shusterman
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Did you ever get fed up?' I said. 'I mean did you ever get scared that everything was going to go lousy unless you did…
— J D Salinger
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How is the birdhouse coming along, Charlie Brown?" "Well, I'm a lousy carpenter, I can't nail straight, I can't saw straight and I always split…
— Charles M. Schulz
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I have spent a good many years since―too many, I think―being ashamed about what I write. I think I was forty before I realized that…
— Stephen King
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You look lousy,"Simon said. Jace blinked."Seems an odd time to start an insult contest,but if you insist,I could probably think up something good
— Cassandra Clare
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It's so strange. Everything can be going alone just great, and then one day, whack, you're blindsided-- a lousy, crammy blow you didn't see coming.
— James Patterson
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Don't wait for the muse. She has a lousy work ethic. Writers just write.
— Barbara Kingsolver
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He hated to think of his own life stretching ahead of him that way, a long succession of days and nights that were fine -…
— Robert Cormier
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Someone had to do something sometime. Every victim was a culprit, every culprit a victim, and somebody had to stand up sometime to try to…
— Joseph Heller
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And as paralyzing and upsetting as all the never agains were, the final leaving felt perfect. Pure. The most distilled possible form of liberation. Everything…
— John Green
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I'm just a kid, Chiron," I said miserably. "What good is one lousy hero against something like Kronos?" Chiron managed a smile. '"What good is…
— Rick Riordan
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...and then of course the music sprang up, lousy rock as bold and dull as a giant potato. “Love this song,” Todd said, like it…
— Daniel Handler
Who Wrote These Lousy Quotes
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