Loud Explosive Quotes by Jeph Jacques

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Jeph Jacques has 10 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.
• What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people.
• Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
• 'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned.
• A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.
• You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself…
• That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the…
• You ought to expect better of people. It encourages you to be a better person yourself.

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