Jeph Jacques Quotes
- 'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned.
- A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.
- You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you are.
- That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I…
- There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.
- What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people.
- You ought to expect better of people. It encourages you to be a better person yourself.
- Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
- Your whole life people tell you to do what you love. But if you gotta do something else to pay the bills, you don't automatically…
- The trick to writer's block is to sack up and write through it, you see.