Best Lottery Lines
170 Lottery quotes by 151 unique authors
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The real way I became a model is I won a genetic lottery, and I became the recipient of a legacy.
— Cameron Russell
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To get syndicated as a comic strip artist is as likely as winning the lottery.
— Stephan Pastis
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Those who have won the ovarian lottery by being born in an advanced society to loving parents have a special obligation to help restore the…
— George Kaiser
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
— Fran Lebowitz
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Forget the lottery. Bet on yourself instead.
— Brian Koslow
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May this plain statement of facts prevail on the friends of the rising generation to interpose for their welfare; that the education of children may…
— Joseph Lancaster
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We have to be a state where business is welcome and jobs are created. We have to demand value for what is spent and we…
— Jesse Helms
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We decided to either try trades or just go with older players. If you do that and let contracts expire you can be in the…
— Isaiah Thomas
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Knock on wood, but I think we hit the gestational carrier lottery!
— Giuliana Rancic
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The Tories and the Lib Dems talk about social mobility, but, short of winning the lottery, the only way to guarantee young people from all…
— Lucy Powell
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A friend bought me a plane ticket to Hawaii, which is where I got discovered and became an actor, so I guess a friend bought…
— Chris Pratt
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With the world as it now presents itself, there is something perverse, and probably dysfunctional, about a person who stays in the same house for…
— Iain Sinclair
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He who trusts all things to chance, makes a lottery of his life
— Proverb
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Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness
— Peter De Vries
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Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
— Jerry Lewis
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The legend that matrimony is a lottery has almost ruined the lottery business
— Katharine Lyall Whitehorn
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Its one of those feelings. The ones where I get the good kind of goose bumps in 90 degree weather. I sit there thinking about…
— 2notes
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I'm hoping to get a visit from the Ghost of Christmas Future tonight. Maybe he can give me the winning lottery ticket numbers so I…
— Bakerbuddy
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Yaari Dosti Ki Lottery Mein Kya Tera Kya Mera Kabhi Tu Hasa, Mein Rootha, Kya Tera Kya Mera Badmaashi Jayaz Hai, Shor Gul Kaayam Hai…
— Br0k3n_h3Art
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I won the lottery. I don't care what it costs.
— Jack Whittaker
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Common sense is just as good a critic of the lottery as any statistical breakdown
— Unknown Author
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Really though they fishin for a robbery I got them bitties tryna hit me like a lottery, haters wanna body me cause I'm a hot…
— Meek Mill
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Dont need to play the lottery
— Lee Dewyze
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What can you really say about Carson Daly that hasn't already been said about that retarded boy that won the lottery?
— Jeff Ross
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Amare Stoudamire! Winner of the genetic lottery!
— Bill Walton
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