Best Long Island Sayings
- I always like to sing barefoot, but when I first started doing these dates with the symphonies, I of course thought I should clean up… — Idina Menzel
- His parents were shiftless and unsuccessful farm people - his imagination had never really accepted them as his parents at all. The truth was that… — F. Scott Fitzgerald
- ''You're pretty'' ''Haha,Thank you.'' ''I'm Landon'' (Keep in mind,I never knew that was a name..) ''I want to go to london'' '' Where do you… — Jasmine Laura
- The design of those commissioners, frigates and warlike force is directed rather against Long Island and these your Honors' possessions, than to the imagined reform… — Peter Stuyvesant
- The door guy, his name is Bobby. I have not slept with the doory guy. The door guy is a friend of mine and he's… — The Social Network
- JP Morgan Bank is foreclosing on the Long Island mansion owned by Victoria Gotti, the 46-year-old daughter of Mafia boss John Gotti. In related news...the… — Seth Meyers