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Little Quotes by Daniel Handler
- I was too jitterbuggy happy to sleep, and the whole day kept playing in my brain's little screening room.
- Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- Get out of my way, you cakesniffers!†said a rude, violent, and filthy little girl, shoving the Baudelaire orphans aside as she dashed by.
- Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to…
- There are some people who believe that home is where one hangs one's hat, but these people tend to live in closets and on little…
- But the three siblings were not born yesterday. Violet was born more than fifteen years before this particular Wednesday, and Klaus was born approximately two…
- The Violins waltzed. The Cellos and Basses provided accompaniment. The Violas mourned their fate, while the Concertmaster showed off. The Flutes did bird imitations…repeatedly, and…
- I don't know if you've ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong. You can look at a painting for the first time,…
- It's different," you said. "You've made, Min, everything different for me. Everything's like coffee you made me try, better than I ever - or the…
- Why not rise from the grave and terrorize a little instead of staying buried and dead in the cemetery?
- When somebody is a little bit wrong - say, when a waited puts nonfat milk in your espresso macchiato, instead of lowfat milk - it…
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- A little praise goes a great ways. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
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- I don't miss anything ever. Because to me, missing something is like going backward a little bit. I don't miss being in… — Fred Armisen
- I've no idea where ideas come from and I hope I never find out; it would spoil the excitement for me if… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- Get on yo job little man this ain't Saturday — J. Cole
- Guns are evil! And very little good comes from the availability of a bullet designed to kill human beings! — Mackenzie Astin