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Why grab possessions like thieves, or divide them like socialists when you can ignore them like wise men? — Natalie Clifford Barney
Human relations are built on feeling, not on reason or knowledge. And feeling is not an exact science; like all spiritual qualities, it has the… — Amelia Barr
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then… — Roseanne Barr
I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them. — Roseanne Barr
Since I had my gastric bypass surgery in 1998, I eat like a bird. Unfortunately, that bird is a California condor. — Roseanne Barr
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. — Dave Barry
Great dad. Yeah, he would ask me for money on birthdays and, you know, inappropriate times. And I just wrote him off like, 'You're not… — Drew Barrymore
I hate flatscreens. I don't want to see anything in that much pixilation. I don't need to see the pimple on someone's face. I love… — Drew Barrymore
I love inventive food, but I want the classic dishes to taste like how I remember them. I get a little bummed out when there… — Drew Barrymore
Humanity is a failed experiment, but I think I'm God and I'd like to start over. I don't want to die, I just want everyone… — Roseanne Barr
I had - after I sang the 'Star Spangled Banner' so badly, after my tragic singing accident, after that, you know, all my stuff kind… — Roseanne Barr
I like facts and data because they help me think clearly, beyond the cultural messages that I ingest unwittingly, and sometimes find myself regurgitating almost… — Roseanne Barr
I like to get people talking. I am a provocateur, and I do like getting on Twitter and riling people up. You know what, after… — Roseanne Barr
I say I'm the only serious comedian in the presidential race. And I'd like to take this opportunity to ask both Romney and Obama to… — Roseanne Barr
Judaism is one of the last of the world's matrilineal philosophies. Matriarchies are always the cultures that patriarchy attacks and decimates, because they don't spend… — Roseanne Barr
You know when you first get rich, and you, like, just buy everything that you see? I did that for several years. And I have… — Roseanne Barr
I feel like a good mom. I'm a strong woman now... Don't look down on me. Pray for me because I'm trying. — Fantasia Barrino
A new state, if it wants to join the European Union, has to apply to become a member of the European Union like any state. — Jose Manuel Barroso
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. — Dave Barry
What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between… — Dave Barry

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