Best Librarian Lines

263 Librarian quotes by 196 unique authors

I have a real soft spot in my heart for librarians and people who care about books. — Ann Richards
If we can put a man on the moon and sequence the human genome, we should be able to devise something close to a universal… — Peter Singer
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? — Lily Tomlin
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. — Frank Zappa
It is an awfully sad misconception that librarians simply check books in and out. The library is the heart of a school, and without a… — Jarrett J. Krosoczka
A library is a place where you can lose your innocence without losing your virginity. — Germaine Greer
If she can't spell, why is she a librarian? Librarians should know how to spell. — Beverly Cleary
Librarian is a service occupation. Gas station attendant of the mind. — Richard Powers
You see, I don't belive that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, that has been the main reason for our policy… — Graham Chapman
The secret of a good librarian is that he never reads anything more of the literature in his charge than the title and the table… — Robert Musil
I never met a librarian worth his or her salt who didn't perceive my passion for books. — Frank Delaney
The three rules of the Librarians of Time and Space are: 1) Silence; 2) Books must be returned by no later than the date shown;… — Terry Pratchett
Information is the currency of democracy. — Thomas Jefferson
Librarians, Dusty, possess a vast store of politeness. These are people who get asked regularly the dumbest questions on God's green earth. These people tolerate… — Garrison Keillor
Of course it's alright for librarians to smell of drink. — Barbara Pym
When the going gets tough, the tough get a librarian. — Joan Bauer
A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying… — Daniel Handler
It was like when you're a little kid and you run into your teacher or librarian at the grocery store or Wal-mart and it's just… — Sarah Dessen
Good as it is to inherit a library, it is better to collect one. — Augustine Birrell
Most people don't realize how important librarians are. I ran across a book recently which suggested that the peace and prosperity of a culture was… — Neil Gaiman
Libraries are our friends. — Neil Gaiman
Dad claims that library science is the foundation of all sciences just as math is the key -- and we will survive or founder, depending… — Robert A. Heinlein
I have always had a special affinity for libraries and librarians, for the most obvious reasons. I love books. (One of my first Jobs was… — John Jakes
Poor little librarians of the world, those girls, secretly lovely, their looks marred forever by the cruelty of a pair of big dark eyeglasses! — Michael Chabon
So, there I was, tied to an altar made from outdated encyclopedias, about to get sacrificed to the dark powers by a cult of evil… — Brandon Sanderson

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