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- Only soldiers and labouring men can appreciate how glorious it really is to lie late in bed in winter-time. When your life… — Maurice Chevalier
- I'm LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders. — Eoin Colfer
- It took teams of LEP warlocks to slow down time for a few hours; the magic required to open a door to… — Eoin Colfer
- Thankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselves did nothing to debunk.… — Eoin Colfer
- Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send… — Eoin Colfer
- The miracle of modern science. The LEP pours millions into your department, Foaly, and all you can do is send Mud Boys… — Eoin Colfer
- Why are Americans so fascinated by Ireland?†Keith asked... “you all think you’re Irish. What’s the appeal? Do you like the accent… — Maureen Johnson
- Stupid. Stupid. Foaly, we are both imbeciles. I don't expect lateral thinking from the LEP, but from you..." ... "What is it?"… — Eoin Colfer