Lep Quotes

10 quotes by 5 authors

• Only soldiers and labouring men can appreciate how glorious it really is to lie late in bed in winter-time. When your life revolves around having… — Maurice Chevalier
• I'm LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders. — Eoin Colfer
• It took teams of LEP warlocks to slow down time for a few hours; the magic required to open a door to the tunnel was… — Eoin Colfer
• Thankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselves did nothing to debunk. They had somehow… — Eoin Colfer
• Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send a crack Retrieval… — Eoin Colfer
• The miracle of modern science. The LEP pours millions into your department, Foaly, and all you can do is send Mud Boys to the toilet. — Eoin Colfer
• Why are Americans so fascinated by Ireland?” Keith asked... “you all think you’re Irish. What’s the appeal? Do you like the accent more? Is it… — Maureen Johnson
• Stupid. Stupid. Foaly, we are both imbeciles. I don't expect lateral thinking from the LEP, but from you..." ... "What is it?" [Holly] asked, afraid… — Eoin Colfer
• The first interview I gave to the press was in 1987 when some people thought a previous machine at Cern, called LEP, might have enough… — Peter Higgs
• No sir man, I don't like that crap. I'm a rocker, dude, through and through. Here's my favorite bands. AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar,… — Joe Dirt

Who Wrote These Lep Quotes

5 authors contributed a total of 10 Lep Quotes as follows:

• 6 Lep Quotes by Eoin Colfer
• 1 Lep Quote by Maurice Chevalier
• 1 Lep Quote by Maureen Johnson
• 1 Lep Quote by Peter Higgs
• 1 Lep Quote by Joe Dirt